A Woman of Unknown Size: This was once a project... but now it's just Me.

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Cut for TMI and to give those with emetophobia a chance to skip on by..

Short version is my body has evidently decided that it is necessary to SHOUT at me as physically as possible that I’ve overdone it and smashed into the wall of it’s current limitations.  I will be back in bed and resting until well into tomorrow afternoon I think in order to appease it. :sigh:

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urulokid:

hanari-502:

urulokid:

OH MY GOD BELGIAN NUDES DUDE JUST SENT ME $150 AND A NOTE SAYING “since i underpaid here is the difference”

DUD E PLS 

HE SENT YOU SHIT TOO??

My dad is getting really concerned over belgium guy and I don’t know how to tell him not to be help me carrie

tell him that belgian guy is my anonymous benefactor and not to worry because he will help me support u when we’re married

Can belgian nudes dude help me?  I have no nudes to send though… hmmmmm

Source: urulokid

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I opened candy crush on my phone for the first time in literally… MONTHS and as I was clearing out notifications- I noticed there was one in there from Casey from right after we friended each other on facebook.  Fortunately no one in the family was looking at me at that moment because I’m pretty sure my face was devastation and saddness for about 30 seconds before I pulled it back together.

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:sigh:  Funny how things sneak up on you.

Somebody missed me last night apparently

Somebody missed me last night apparently

my new art gloves.  We are hoping that the compression (they’re arthritis gloves technically) will help me be able to continue arting (at least on my computer) even on really bad hand pain days.
We shall see.
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So far, they have the benefit of keeping my hands in a relatively open curve which is much more comfortable for me than having them totally flat open or closed fist.
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I don’t know how I’ll feel about them after a week or more, but i’m glad to have them to try out!

my new art gloves.  We are hoping that the compression (they’re arthritis gloves technically) will help me be able to continue arting (at least on my computer) even on really bad hand pain days.

We shall see.

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So far, they have the benefit of keeping my hands in a relatively open curve which is much more comfortable for me than having them totally flat open or closed fist.

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I don’t know how I’ll feel about them after a week or more, but i’m glad to have them to try out!

fuckingbowlofavocados:

kioskstuck:

otter-cha0s:

tanxsinx:

ichthyologist:

Scientists Successfully Implant Lungs into Fish
Scientists have successfully created a goldfish that is capable of breathing atmospheric air. Using advanced microsurgery techniques, researchers at the New South Wales Veterinary Institute implanted a pair of frog lungs into the fish, which survived out of water for 2 hours.
The lungs were connected to the respiratory surface that were naturally found in the gills. The fish was able to conduct gas exchange through the lungs instead of the gills, which allowed it to breath in a terrestrial environment. A very humid chamber was constructed for the goldfish so that it did not dehydrate.
Find out more
Image: KSL.org

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SCIENCE ISN’T ABOUT WHY IT’S ABOUT WHY NOT

i don’t think you guys understand how important this is if we’re able to put lungs in fish it means we may be able to put gills in humans which means we’re one step closer to becoming mermaids



IT’S A FUCKING APRIL FOOLS JOKE AND I’M SO MAD BECAUSE I ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT.
SONOFABITCH

fuckingbowlofavocados:

kioskstuck:

otter-cha0s:

tanxsinx:

ichthyologist:

Scientists Successfully Implant Lungs into Fish

Scientists have successfully created a goldfish that is capable of breathing atmospheric air. Using advanced microsurgery techniques, researchers at the New South Wales Veterinary Institute implanted a pair of frog lungs into the fish, which survived out of water for 2 hours.

The lungs were connected to the respiratory surface that were naturally found in the gills. The fish was able to conduct gas exchange through the lungs instead of the gills, which allowed it to breath in a terrestrial environment. A very humid chamber was constructed for the goldfish so that it did not dehydrate.

Find out more

Image: KSL.org

why

SCIENCE ISN’T ABOUT WHY IT’S ABOUT WHY NOT

i don’t think you guys understand how important this is if we’re able to put lungs in fish it means we may be able to put gills in humans which means we’re one step closer to becoming mermaids

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IT’S A FUCKING APRIL FOOLS JOKE AND I’M SO MAD BECAUSE I ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT.

SONOFABITCH

(via onemanbombsquad)

Source: ichthyologist

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Also, while we’re at it-

Stop mounting the toilet paper dispensers BELOW the handicapped bar.  For fuck’s sake.  It makes it so much harder to get the ACTUAL toilet paper.  If you mount it ABOVE the rail, then the paper will hang down and be easier to actually GET.  

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Adventures in dining out:

I get that a lot of restaurants and stores put the baby changing kit in the handicapped stall because that’s where there’s room.  It bugs the shit out of me, but I get it.  

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But if you take your rugrat in there and you use it and then leave- PUT THE FUCKING TABLE BACK IN THE UPRIGHT POSITION BITCH.

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It’s SO super fun to try and get into that stall as an ACTUAL fucking handicapped person when the door bounces back at me because the last mom that was in there- didn’t bother to put the koala changing table thing BACK up.

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The changing table kit may be IN that stall, but it is MEANT to make MY life easier- not yours.  Have some damn consideration.

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toxicsovereign replied to your photo: “Ok, but i’m still seeing a bunch of shitty sponspored posts from att’s…”:
what i do is mute the blogs of sponsored posts tat show up on my dash i’ve never gotten a repeat

MUTE I always forget about the mute option, I need to add that to my xkit bits.

Ok, but i’m still seeing a bunch of shitty sponspored posts from att’s “themobilemovement” so it ain’t fuckin’ workin is it?
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.I was gonna fix all the spelling problems in this post and then ai realized id ont’give a fuck.

Ok, but i’m still seeing a bunch of shitty sponspored posts from att’s “themobilemovement” so it ain’t fuckin’ workin is it?

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.I was gonna fix all the spelling problems in this post and then ai realized id ont’give a fuck.

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Home and completely wiped out.  

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And I know she meant well, but my cousin kept going on about how much better I was doing, and on and on and I was really torn between the smile and nod but politely deny and saying ‘I AM NOT BETTER. I AM BETTER AT HIDING HOW MUCH FUCKING PAIN I’M IN’.

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I literally fell asleep during group conversations at least 6 times.  I only got up from my seat to get my food, get dessert, go to the bathroom, and leave.

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Like, I don’t use my crutches in the house because it’s hella inconvenient with a bunch of kids and a puppy running around.  But that doesn’t mean I’m not in a fuckton of pain because… I am.

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But every time I was like, quietly saying…”um, not really” she’d be like, “WELL BUT YOU JUST SEEM LIKE YOU’RE GETTING AROUND BETTER” and on and on and I just wanted to say like, I barely MOVED once we got home from church, and i fell asleep a bunch of times and how does that look better?  Because it’s not me hobbling around with a strained look on my face I guess?

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:sigh:  Fortunately it all happened as I was sort of… leaving so it wasn’t like a big lingering discussion but i just felt like… I felt like shouting I’M TRYING TO BE A GOOD FUCKING CRIPPLE AND NOT SHOW YOU ALL JUST HOW FUCKING MUCH I HURT RIGHT NOW.

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I’m really tired of trying to be this… good, quiet, uncomplaining cripple.  Because nobody wants to be around the girl that just… grimaces and groans and hobbles all day when the whole family is gathered and having a good time.  Like, I wouldn’t want that.  But at the same time, now people think I’m doing better?? but I’m really really not??

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It all just sucks.

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But on the plus side, my dad is actively looking at properties down here finally so maybe in the next year or two he will FINALLY bite the bullet and move his butt down here with the rest of us.

Dad was beautified by the little girl cousins.  Heh.  Doesn’t he look lovely?

Dad was beautified by the little girl cousins. Heh. Doesn’t he look lovely?

Meet Rudy, the new family dog of the kensinger-rose clan

Meet Rudy, the new family dog of the kensinger-rose clan

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Guess who forgot to bring pain meds?
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This bitch.
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Fuuuuuuuck.